Crypt Friends Industries Employement Available!

Dec 31 1969

Or women. Recruitment is open and were looking for new recruits to bolster our ranks in the battle against the ever-lasting evil thats contained within Destromath!

Do you have guts? Do you want glory?

If you answered "YES!" to the above, then Crypt Friends wants YOU! If you have got what it takes to be an excellent Enhancement Shaman, Restoration Shaman, or Shadowpriest, run to your nearest recruiter (http://cryptfriends.org/) and tell them you want to sign up!

Come join one of the oldest, most active, and most adorable raiding guilds on Destromath and you will enjoy a long list of benefits such as:

  • Long winded and obnoxious lore lessons that makes your 8th grade science teacher sound like a motivational speaker, courtesy of Normac.
  • Crazy stories and life experiences that make you want to stay at home curled up in a blanket, as told by Memmnoch.
  • Sashimikitty’s ear shattering squeals, which frequently occur following a tank death.
  • Witty and thought provoking innuendos about the many shenanigans of Malcolmx’s snakes.
  • Discussions on why shear curtains are the number one cause of raid wipes, and why they should be abolished from all instances.
  • Basking in the potent and abundant awesomeness that is Skillionaire Cookiecat.
  • A high female to male raid ratio, including at least 5 female voices in any given raid which will uplift your spirit and give you a false sense of ability to communicate with the opposite sex.
  • Rojan’s soothing, seductive, and enticing voice that will make you want to change into something more comfortable.
  • Our outstanding luck with Sunwell trash drops, particularly with wands.
  • Free cookies and milk every time a new boss is defeated.
  • Equal and fair treatment of Canadian members, even though they are clearly inferior.
  • Astute and accurate instructions on how to play your class, such as “cast healing spells to heal the tank” by the magnificent and all-knowing God of Warcraft, Antagonist.
  • Conversations on whether Brutallus is actually a bad guy, or if he just needed to be hugged more as a child.
  • Debates over whether Sacrolash or Alythess is the hotter twin.
  • A comprehensive health care package, which includes disease, poison, and curse cleansing, as well as resurrections when applicable!


…and MORE!

Enlist now! Join us as we push from 4/6 to 6/6 in Sunwell! Help cleanse the Sunwell and free the Blood Elves from their curse! Enjoy our long list of benefits! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Fine print: Not all applicants will be accepted. Preferred applicants will have some experience in Sunwell and the appropriate gear. Remember to log out in your PvE spec and gear, or to include your PvE spec and PvE stats and gear in your guild application.