May 6, 2008
Cryptfriends Cures Cancer (submitted by sysadmin at 12:38pm MDT)

Miraculous news today as the enterprise Cryptfriends has found a cure for Cancer. The patient, a dragon in this case by the name of Kalecgos, has been cured of the brain cancer he was suffering from.

However, Cryptfriends has yet to release the methods used on the patient. Some have speculated that severe trauma to the mind was required to rid the plague from Kalecgos; others believe that Cryptfriends would rather just keep the methods proprietary to their company to earn profits this fiscal.

Kalecgos has not made an official statement, but has been seen flying around Sunwell Isle as of late. Witnesses have said, however, he seems to still be suffering from side effects of the treatment. Cryptfriends in an official statement have said there has been no detrimental effects of this treatment; "Witnesses have just seen the poor dragon has had life long dementia and believes that his loved one is being drained deep inside a vast pool of yellow from a demon known as Kiljaden".

Kalecgos is incredibly thankful to Cryptfriends for their efforts and has provided them with a monetary award of clothing and necklaces.
Cryptfriends found Guilty of Murder (submitted by sysadmin at 12:29pm MDT)

It was a dark evening as Illidan sat huddled over his faithful skull, Ed. Conversing with him was his release for such a horrible life. Little did he know that 25 members from the notorius gang "Cryptfriends" had been payed by Akama for ending Illidan's life.

Illidan is in critical condition in Murloc General hospital. Quickly fleeing the scene, Cryptfriends quickly attained 5 of Illidan's prized items before evading authorities; one of which being a legendary that Illidan held close to his heart.

Tyrrande was unavailable for questioning at this time, but did mention over the phone "That son'bitch better give me back my momento.
Potion Abuse Closes Raid Early (submitted by sysadmin at 12:26pm MDT)

Yesterday an officer within Cryptfriends was found to be abusing Health potions. Sources say that due to this unruly act, the raid sessions had closed early, 10 dkp points down from previous weeks. It is unknown if this will affect the long term raid dkp points of Cryptfriends.
News Article One (submitted by sysadmin at 12:25pm MDT)

And the crowd goes wild!